Alex Cabot on Law & Order is my biggest girl...
I mean, can we just all take a minute to appreciate how gorgeous she is?
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Turn my fear into faith, my resistance into surrender.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you don’t understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable...– Carl Jung (via nicoleeenugget)
I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via aaamanda)
bugsinricepudding: i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in...– Laura Jayne Martin (via ohsentimentalheart)
Spending my night snowed in watching Matilda.
amazingsuperiority: sheskachan: eleanorjanestyle: i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday of last week Times six
Today was a BIG day. (Mental note: 03.14.13.)
If some all-knowing god gave me a chance to ask one question, it would be a touch choice between the JFK assassination and Marilyn Monroe’s death. I don’t even care about the meaning of life, I just wanna know WHO DUN IT.
25 tips for living more like Karen Walker. →
Tip 4: Delegate “Honey, I’m busy. Touch yourself.”
If I've learned anything this past year...it's...
This is not the sound of a new man or crispy...
Laying in bed with the person you care about,...
Bon Iver playing in the background. Or the tv show you both love and obsess over is on. …not much beats those times. For a moment, everything is perfect.
Okay, so let’s say I have banged forty guys. What’s the problem?...
macarena-of-time: my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.– Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via likeafieldmouse)
That horrible moment when someone completely gives...
And you don’t even know what to do with yourself for a few moments. and it hits you that you can be so completely honest and expose to them every flaw and insecurity and struggle you have, and you can share your happiest moments with them, and you can care about them so much…and they can look back at you and see nothing they want in you.
There are no happy endings Endings are the saddest part So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start - Shel Silverstein
I want to become acutely aware of all I’ve taken for granted.– Sylvia Plath (via larmoyante)
I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
my level of sarcasms’ gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not
- good conversation - teddy bears - fun facts - home-cooked meals - conspiracy theories - good books - Netflix nights - stories/memories - cuddling - nicknames - winking - good hair days - exploring - holiday festivities - writing and getting letters and notes -accomplishing something - puns - people playing with my hair - “good morning” - knowing...
perks of being a girl I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the...– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via spazzesofalifetime)
Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...
Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical...– George Takei (via blua)
MOM: we got the tree do u want to decorate on monday with everyone or should i do it? there is no right answer we all need to be honest